Day 6: Write a letter as a turkey, convincing people to eat other things besides turkey for Thanksgiving. Include recipes and serving suggestions!
Dear People,
Why must you perform a turkey-cide on my kind every year...You do realize that there are other animals too eat. You could eat more ham, duck, chicken, cow, deer, or even that tofu stuff. We're going to breaking others out of captivity, there will be a war coming between people and turkey if you keep just eating turkey. We don't taste that good anyway...
If you like turkey try same sides with chicken or duck... Just saying I taste like both.
Thanks,
Turkey
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